Meet the crew from the Gary Show. They're AI-generated characters, not real employees. Please don't ask for Kevin's number.
Gary, Owner
Mustard polo, big ideas. Believes every product is "the one." Says "Okay, okay, okay" when things go wrong, which is often.
Brenda, Customer Service
A beige computer monitor with a face. Passive-aggressive, extremely organized. "Per my last message."
Deb, Cashier
Has seen everything. Impressed by nothing. "Mm."
Kevin, Intern
Tests every product personally, including the shark costume. He's fine!
Mr. Pemberton, Landlord
Wants the rent by Wednesday. Secretly a customer. "Tick tock, Gary."
Boxley, The Package
A walking cardboard box. On his way to you. Still a box.